Simple answers
For five years before business school, I was a management consultant. And every time someone asked me what I did for a living, I would take a deep breath before answering. That is because "I am a management consultant" and "Deloitte" mean absolutely nothing to an average person. Upon receiving the inevitable blank look, I would supplement my initial response with "I help companies solve problems" and then tell stories about past projects, at which point my listener began to regret giving me the blank look.
That was then, this is now:
I met recently with Grace, a librarian I befriended during a trip to Nigeria last summer. Grace was visiting San Francisco to make professional contacts at UCSF.
"Where are you going to be this summer?" she asked me.
"I'll be working at Duracell in Connecticut," I told her.
"Ah...Connecticut," she nodded.
"Do they sell Duracell batteries in Nigeria?"
"Yes! Good batteries, but very expensive."
"Oh, really?" I wondered silently about the size of the price difference.
"What will you be doing at Duracell?"
"Marketing."
"Oh, good," she said approvingly.
That was it! No more blank looks, no more long-winded explanations. I will miss being a consultant (goodbye airline miles and hotel points, goodbye extravagant team dinners), but I like where I'm heading.




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